I have been reading essays from students who are applying for the Early College Program where I work. It reminded me of my days teaching English at the Junior High...a lot of blah, blah, blah, an occasional big word that they threw in after reading a thesaurus and then more blah, blah, blah. I really wanted to get a big red pen out and go to town on some of the papers.
But the funniest one I read was from the girl who wanted to be accepted into the program so she could "get a jump start on her bachelorette degree." What? Did she think that guys get a bachelor degree and girls get bachelorette degrees? I think she should be accepted...she NEEDS to go to college.
Alex is 17!
4 months ago
8 comments:
Absolutely! She must get in!!! That is a riot!
That is great! Don't all women aspire to be a bachlorette?! (ha ha!!!!)
HILARIOUS!
Too funny!
Oh that is too funny. Hope she gets in!
Too funny....oh, I hope she isn't one of MY students.
Maybe she thought she was applying for the tv show?
too funny
I think you are having too much fun at that job - are you sure it's a "job" - sounds more like you are being paid so they can entertain you over there - you sure got lucky when it came to that "job"!
Lots of laughs!!!
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