Yin and Yang

I got this as an e-mail and thought it was blog-worthy.


You might not know this but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. For instance:


FREEZER BAGS MALE because they hold everything in but you can see right through them


WEB PAGES FEMALE because they are constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

HOT AIR BALLOONS MALE because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under them.

SPONGES FEMALE because they are soft, squeezable, and retain water

TRAINS MALE because they always use the same old lines for picking up people

EGG TIMERS FEMALE because over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom

HAMMERS MALE because over the last several hundred years, they've hardly changed at all and are handy to have around

REMOTE CONTROL You might have thought male but they are actually female because a man would be lost without it.